Welp, might as well use the feature while it’s here

If by any chance you’ve ever enjoyed my writing and wanted to contribute to my coke zero fund, I have a Ko-Fi!

It’s here. It’s 3 dollars. It’s got a silly doodle on it!

dm-clockwork-dragon:

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Allow me to elucidate, @a-sour-nectarine

When most people “roll their eyes”, they flick their eyes directly upward, usually as far as they comfortably go, then resume looking normally.

When someone who learned the phrase before the behavior does it, they usually go in a circular (ish) motion. Since most eye movements are lines, it’s usually pretty triangular: the key points are usually a diagonal up one way, then to the far other side, then to a diagonal low the first way. Thus, the eyes basically make a loop, so they “rolled”.

I’ve found that when people who learned the up-down way first try the circular motion, they might risk motion sickness, so experiment carefully.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST PEOPLE JUST LOOK UP

why are they rolling if they just look up?

Because the eyeball is still rolling inside of its socket. It’s rolling back. The iris itself just isn’t rolling visually on the face.


It’s weird, and I get / do both. Or like, a hybrid of the two? It depends on how sarcastically exaggerated I want the expression to be.

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Baby, seasons change but people don’t…

I couldn’t resist taking this photo once my shirt came in. These are almost 8 years apart, but still. (Kind of) Same shirt (kind of) same pose (kind of) same me?

IDK, I just really like the shirt.

metamelonisle:
“today-in-homestuck:
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“ marsgal27:
“ trenchgun:
“john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall
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john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring
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happy eighth birthday john karkat
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today in homestuck
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A young...

metamelonisle:

today-in-homestuck:

foetushinata:

marsgal27:

trenchgun:

john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall

john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring

happy eighth birthday john karkat

today in homestuck

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a (better) name!

What will the name of this young man be?

tacticaltaxonomist:

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I’m sure it’ll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn’t have any. I’m EU so no Live for me).

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Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

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The settings I use:

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heritageposts:

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we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

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*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled

tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website

“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”

if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

memetheon:

jellybeanium124:

Hey. Gentiles. Listen up for a sec.

When September and October are nearing and you’re planning an event: google “Rosh Hashanah *year*” and *Yom Kippur *year*” and then, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t plan your event on those days. In fact, don’t plan any events starting sundown the night before. Those are the three most important days of the Jewish calendar, and, once again, I cannot stress enough how much this little bit of forethought and kindness will make every Jew you know cry tears of joy.

in 2023, the night before Rosh Hashanah is Thursday evening, September 14.

Rosh Hashanah ends Sunday evening, September 17.

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in 2023, the night before Yom Kippur is Saturday evening, September 23.

Yom Kippur ends Monday evening, September 25.

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arctic-hands:

I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again

To be clear to those unfamiliar: these are the companies that libraries use to lend ebooks.

They are literally cutting off library access to minors.

If you are affected by this or other bans and restrictions in the United States, be aware that the Brooklyn Public Library is offering free digital library cards to anyone age 13-21 nationwide as part of their Books UnBanned initiative:

BOOOOOST

Seattle has joined them:

invioletswithyou:

Whoever invented getting out of bed can go to hell

I started feeling really depressed on the bus ride home and now I’m… bleh.

I guess it’s good I have therapy tomorrow…